Bi-Weekly Apocalyptic Reminders

Our Where We Live email account receives messages every other week or so from someone named “the economy.” For several months now, the warnings that we receive have slightly evolved over time to account for presidential politics. Here’s the email:

Getting a different president, that won’t work.

Just keep sitting there saying “the economy will come back”.

You been sitting there since 2007 saying the economy will come back, the economy will come back.
The economy will not come back.

It is rapture time.

Your only escape from destruction will be the rapture.

The rapture is to be properly announced before it happens.

The way to start to properly announce the rapture is to announce that space can end (any way you go), then space can take a shape, then space can move.

Space can end.

Space can take a shape.

Space can move.

The rapture is to be properly announced before it happens.

Revelation 10;7 The mystery shall be completed.

This email has come with such regularity, that we thought we’d pass along the dire warnings.

“The rapture is to be properly announced before it happens.” What better way to properly announce a rapture than by anonymous mass email?

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